It's time to hit the slopes. Ride the frozen wave. Get hideously drunk in the bar at the bottom. Whatever floats your boat.
t's time to hit the slopes. Ride the frozen wave. Get hideously drunk in the bar at the bottom. Whatever floats your boat.
The mountains are a dangerous place. Slippery snow, crazy high risk of sunburn (how??) and polar bears (maybe. Probably not.)
We can help you (except the polar bear thing. You're on your own with that). Grab this kit, rent some skis and have the time of your life. Or at least gain a really cool story for why all four of your limbs are broken and it hurts every time you breathe.
This kit contains a high quality steel hip flask (use it all year round!) as well as sun cream and after-sun. Why do you need those? It turns out, mother nature loves a good practical joke and, even in the snow covered Alps, loads of people end up with sunburn. Peeling skin and blistering cold? Not a great combination.